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"People on the outside think there’s something magical about writing, that you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down in the morning with a story, but it isn’t like that. You sit in back of the typewriter and you work, and that’s all there is to it."
– Harlan Ellison
MY CHEEKY SECRETS
Fooled you! Sorry about that... I was just testing out my Call To Action.
The truth is I'm a mum of two small humans that are slowly trying to delete my soul. Don't worry, I love them so social services is not needed...at this stage...
Oh yeah and I loooove narrowboating – odd I know. But you should try it, it's as much fun as you can have at 2mph!
Nothing really sinister about me really, other than the fact I love horror movies. The only problem is... I'm too chicken to watch them on my own, so I usually have to enlist some unlucky sap to watch them with me.
I also have a great love for literature... my existence has had a sprinkling of literature somewhere throughout.
Yes, yes – I know that sounds dramatic but, from the age of 4, I practically lived in my library.
Some of my best days were spent working in my local independent bookshop sipping tea and shooting the breeze.
Then came my grown-up jobs where I had to 'adult' in publishing houses such as The Royal Pharmaceutical Society.
I wonder if they ever really figured out that I have the mind of a 15-year-old boy?
Anywhoo, so glad you stopped by to check out a little bit more about me.
In case you are also a lover of books, here are some of my top faves!
Day of the Triffids
The Secret History
To Kill A Mockingbird
The Catcher in the Rye
Everything is Illuminated
The Long Song
Oh and here are some of my other top faves!
The Invitation – When a dinner party goes left.
Aliens – Not to be confused with Alien.
Terminator 2 – I have a thing for sequels.
The Goonies – "HEEEEY YOOOOU GUYS!!"
Line of Duty – Because I secretly want to be a detective.
Black Mirror – I can't think of a smart-alec comment.
Train to Busan – Who doesn't like zombies on a train?
Who the Hell is Hamish